Osama Bin Laden spotted in The Real Cancun

Test audience member of MTV’s new movie The Real Cancun spots Osama bin Laden in the movie. This changes methods CIA will use from now on to search for him.

BNN Exclusive: Osama Bin Laden spotted in Footage of The Real Cancun

TWIN PINE MALL, NJ -After months of searching throughout the world Osama Bin Laden has finally been spotted again: In the footage of MTV Real World spin-off The Real Cancun.

?I was so shocked I puked on my girlfriend, ?said David Milkner after a test screening of the movie in a New Jersey mall. ?Maybe I was just the least drunk present but when they, like, showed that one scene, you know, the one with the naked asses on the beach, I was like, it?s that Saddam dude!? he said further. When it was later pointed out to him that is was in fact bin Laden and not Saddam Hussein he explained ?Ok, it was actually this bong-Laden character, but who can keep them straight anyway??

Director Rick de Oliveira was shocked to hear that the worlds most wanted terrorist had been spotted in his movie. ?I have been pushing this reality-TV-boob-epic for weeks now, and I had never even spotted him. Maybe it was the contents in the air in that theatre that somehow made it more noticeable? Oliveira said while rubbing his red eyes.

?Who could have known though? We were just looking for some extras that looked cool and could still stand upright. Along comes this guy and we asked him to stand in the background of that scene with the baby oil.? When pressed why bin Laden was picked as extra he went on to say it was his ?ZZ Top-like beard thing he had going combined with those awesome camouflage speedos.?

After pausing and moving closer Oliveira added, ?Let?s be honest. The guy is so buff! He just looked hot and cool. He was exactly what our target audience is like.?

When American intelligence officials heard of the new find, actions followed immediately. ?There is no need to panic. We have everything under control and can confirm that bin Laden has not entered the United States, or is even close.? One official of the Homeland Security Office said on the terms of anonymity before he ran down the street in panic.

Officials in Cancun also acted swiftly. At the lead of a hotel concierge local officials - backed by a SWAT team - stormed a hotel room in which bin Laden supposedly ?was planning bad, bad things.?

The family of German tourists, consisting of a married couple and their overweight teenage son, found in the room was released after only a short interrogation. Local spokesman Fasta Triggar said to BNN they had known immediately that neither of the people in the room were associated with bin Laden as none of them were” wearing green camouflage” or “had a beard.?

Internal sources at CIA have told BNN that the successful spotting of bin Laden had changed their approach of searching for him. One source has said that they ?had gotten some weed and re-watched Animal House 12 times,? so far without any success. When BNN pointed out that Animal House had been shot in 1978, well before bin Laden had been on the run the source said ?Dude… we just have to… I mean. Come on, dude! We?ll find him.?

Uncorroborated reports that several CIA officials are already standing in line for The Matrix: Reloaded tickets will be closely watched by BNN.

Sebastian Meyer for BNN